It was an hour well spent.
Repost if this was you.
My family was killed. Then I killed everyone involved with their death. Even got some of them to kill each other. I got beat up and shot a lot though. I’m not Frank Castle. I’m The Punisher.
….I’m dead. So is everyone on Earth pretty much.
I must find the holy grail kfjhdsjkghdskjlg
I’ve gotta befriend and train a dragon and make my village realize they’re not all that bad and that we shouldn’t kill them.
Also, my name’s Hiccup which is lame.
I made a computer hack that takes the little fractions of a cent left over and deposits them into an account. I also beat the shit out of a printer and flipped a fuck over my red swingline stapler. Fuck. Yes.
(Source: slutformisha)
That terrible moment when you learn that the ridiculously hot, adorkable guy you met last weekend has a girlfriend.
*dies*
I’m pretty sure I would be great at this.
Stop Hunchback when Esmerelda’s unconscious after being on the pyre. “Sorry Timmy, she died. We all do one day.”
Stop Aladdin after Jafar becomes the master sorcerer sultan genie. “He took over, Timmy, that’s life.
Stop Mulan when Shang’s about to…
because nothing is more epic that a floating detatched cat head with a top hat. :3
(Source: thevogonpoetess)
